Hey friends,
My survival instinct is pushing me to write today after a long time. Bcoz in this era of dots, nets and geeks, u feel u cannot survive without ur handful of Crap. No, I do not get money for leaving some Crap here. But nowadays I see a lot of Crap everywhere.
For example -
GMAIL crap - Some mails every few days from some old school friend Amit and Salman(bold letters are not allowed in netiquettes), it leaves me wondering how much CRAP time they have reading all poor creativity emails and forwarding them too. Emails with remixed lyrics related to coding and software engineers. Some LOOLS will never take lessons from 3 IDIOTS (I cannot stop myself using CAPS). Guys! therez a big world out there outside the pond of the frog called ENGINEER. Well, there is a geeky saying about software engineers - If you go down the road in bangaLOOLU - you will either bang into a dog or a software engineer.
Or take some new year emails about ZOO-ZOO, I feel like doing adult SOO-SOO on these emails. Why the hell are you taking out the creativity from ZOO-ZOO and creating a ZOO in a city. Let them come in the best avatar in ads.
ORKUT crap - The Chirkuts sitting at Orkut themselves gave a name to Crap - s Crap (yes Crap, if u cannot read between the words). New year craps and Bday craps, and some witty tag lines. But why the hell would I visit ur crap!!! I have my crap space here - and the best part being you r reading some mindful crap!
World Crap - Christmas New Year Bday, just another way to celebrate and show off without knowing the economic reasons behind them. I never like those crapy hand in hands (exception being lawfully married ones) but they were no less in vulgarity. And dare u wear a BURQA in France - u have ur freedom to go naked on the roads but not to cover urself. And see the hypocrisy a nun covering herself is OK, not a muslim woman and that too when she does it out of her own freedom.
Waiting for a load of crap in return...
Stars
