Sunday, October 9, 2011
Thanks n Sorry, E5...
There are two things about a latest phone: The Good thing is that it is one of the latest in market. Second and the better thing is that it is gifted :) I have a broad smile while I write the better thing.
The good things about E5 are:
1. 5 M Pixel Camera
2. A Vow sound and video quality.
The boo things are:
1. It is not an E6 ;) Sorry to my bro who gifted it to me.
2. It is not touch screen and the screen is small.
3. It is not quick in responding.
4. I never understood why these phones don't come with
(i) An extra screen guard. May be a marketing strategy for their next in series phone!!
(ii) A protection cover/case.
(iii) A default > 2 GB Memory card
(iv) The latest Nokia PC Suite .exe which u can copy on ur desktop/laptop and connect ur phone to it.
5. Some of the features in E5 are even poorer than Nokia 6500:
(i) The green dialing button does not take you to the dialled/missed/received calls list.
(ii) When u wanna send text/sms to a Grp. Burp... Go to the Grp first and then select Message. My 6500 had the option of selecting a grp when sending a normal text!! Boo My baby's poo over it!!
(iii) I wish that a E5 should have had prediction options for complete sentences not just words.
6. When u accidentally search for aan instead of Jaan (my wife, let not the devil whisper evil into ur ears), it should result in Jaan as well. Boo!! These mobile companies have no sense. I wish I ran a company and could have run it more creatively.
Last but not the least, if I find more I will add in Comments!!
Stars of creativity!!
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Crap called Scrap
Hey friends,
My survival instinct is pushing me to write today after a long time. Bcoz in this era of dots, nets and geeks, u feel u cannot survive without ur handful of Crap. No, I do not get money for leaving some Crap here. But nowadays I see a lot of Crap everywhere.
For example -
GMAIL crap - Some mails every few days from some old school friend Amit and Salman(bold letters are not allowed in netiquettes), it leaves me wondering how much CRAP time they have reading all poor creativity emails and forwarding them too. Emails with remixed lyrics related to coding and software engineers. Some LOOLS will never take lessons from 3 IDIOTS (I cannot stop myself using CAPS). Guys! therez a big world out there outside the pond of the frog called ENGINEER. Well, there is a geeky saying about software engineers - If you go down the road in bangaLOOLU - you will either bang into a dog or a software engineer.
Or take some new year emails about ZOO-ZOO, I feel like doing adult SOO-SOO on these emails. Why the hell are you taking out the creativity from ZOO-ZOO and creating a ZOO in a city. Let them come in the best avatar in ads.
ORKUT crap - The Chirkuts sitting at Orkut themselves gave a name to Crap - s Crap (yes Crap, if u cannot read between the words). New year craps and Bday craps, and some witty tag lines. But why the hell would I visit ur crap!!! I have my crap space here - and the best part being you r reading some mindful crap!
World Crap - Christmas New Year Bday, just another way to celebrate and show off without knowing the economic reasons behind them. I never like those crapy hand in hands (exception being lawfully married ones) but they were no less in vulgarity. And dare u wear a BURQA in France - u have ur freedom to go naked on the roads but not to cover urself. And see the hypocrisy a nun covering herself is OK, not a muslim woman and that too when she does it out of her own freedom.
Waiting for a load of crap in return...
Stars
My survival instinct is pushing me to write today after a long time. Bcoz in this era of dots, nets and geeks, u feel u cannot survive without ur handful of Crap. No, I do not get money for leaving some Crap here. But nowadays I see a lot of Crap everywhere.
For example -
GMAIL crap - Some mails every few days from some old school friend Amit and Salman(bold letters are not allowed in netiquettes), it leaves me wondering how much CRAP time they have reading all poor creativity emails and forwarding them too. Emails with remixed lyrics related to coding and software engineers. Some LOOLS will never take lessons from 3 IDIOTS (I cannot stop myself using CAPS). Guys! therez a big world out there outside the pond of the frog called ENGINEER. Well, there is a geeky saying about software engineers - If you go down the road in bangaLOOLU - you will either bang into a dog or a software engineer.
Or take some new year emails about ZOO-ZOO, I feel like doing adult SOO-SOO on these emails. Why the hell are you taking out the creativity from ZOO-ZOO and creating a ZOO in a city. Let them come in the best avatar in ads.
ORKUT crap - The Chirkuts sitting at Orkut themselves gave a name to Crap - s Crap (yes Crap, if u cannot read between the words). New year craps and Bday craps, and some witty tag lines. But why the hell would I visit ur crap!!! I have my crap space here - and the best part being you r reading some mindful crap!
World Crap - Christmas New Year Bday, just another way to celebrate and show off without knowing the economic reasons behind them. I never like those crapy hand in hands (exception being lawfully married ones) but they were no less in vulgarity. And dare u wear a BURQA in France - u have ur freedom to go naked on the roads but not to cover urself. And see the hypocrisy a nun covering herself is OK, not a muslim woman and that too when she does it out of her own freedom.
Waiting for a load of crap in return...
Stars
Friday, September 4, 2009
Twitt Beep Burp on the Net
Twitter: Fad or Revolution
Hi All,
I just signed up for Twitter. The quicker u catch the fire the better.
But the SMS facility is not available on +91s. Chk my beeps at http://twitter.com/TwittsEnBeeps
U said witty, bolo Wah Twitty Wah.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Views on the News - 19 Aug 2009
WEDNESDAY, 26 AUGUST 2009 20:11
Swedish paper tells of Palestinians killed to harvest organs
Leading Swedish daily Aftonbladet claimed in one of its articles that Israeli soldiers killed Palestinians in order to trade in their organs. The report mentioned Brooklyn resident Levy Izhak Rosenbaum, who is accused of involvement in the recent human organ-trafficking case that caused a storm in the US and Israel . The report said Palestinians claim youngsters were forced to give up theirs before being executed. This suspicion, the report said, may lead to an international war crimes investigation against Jewish state. Aftonbladet also said Palestinian youths who were snatched from their villages in the middle of the night were buried after being dismembered. The reporter, Donald Boström, said he was informed of the alleged atrocities by UN employees while he was working on a book in the West Bank.
According to Bostrom, a Palestinian from Nablus who for a number of years headed stone-throwing attacks against IDF soldiers was shot to death in May because he interfered with the activity of the "Israeli conquering forces" Aftonbladet published a photo of the body, which had a scar running from the face down to the stomach. In his article Bostrom quoted a number of Palestinians as saying that their children were killed by IDF soldiers for their organs.
Swedish paper tells of Palestinians killed to harvest organs
Leading Swedish daily Aftonbladet claimed in one of its articles that Israeli soldiers killed Palestinians in order to trade in their organs. The report mentioned Brooklyn resident Levy Izhak Rosenbaum, who is accused of involvement in the recent human organ-trafficking case that caused a storm in the US and Israel . The report said Palestinians claim youngsters were forced to give up theirs before being executed. This suspicion, the report said, may lead to an international war crimes investigation against Jewish state. Aftonbladet also said Palestinian youths who were snatched from their villages in the middle of the night were buried after being dismembered. The reporter, Donald Boström, said he was informed of the alleged atrocities by UN employees while he was working on a book in the West Bank.
According to Bostrom, a Palestinian from Nablus who for a number of years headed stone-throwing attacks against IDF soldiers was shot to death in May because he interfered with the activity of the "Israeli conquering forces" Aftonbladet published a photo of the body, which had a scar running from the face down to the stomach. In his article Bostrom quoted a number of Palestinians as saying that their children were killed by IDF soldiers for their organs.
Poem: Take me away
Take Me Away
Take me away from this place of ignorance
And into the veiled river-ridden lands
With waters gushing from the fountain of truth
Instoring knowledge so that man understands.
Save me from the throbbing of idle chatter
Emitted by the throngs of sheep -
The masses walking with eyes shut close,
Looking awake yet deep they sleep.
I await the shepherd to direct the flock,
Out from the gloomy fog-strewn night,
Drowning our hearts with tales of deceit,
And into the garden, spilling with light.
The yearn of my heart echoes through my mind,
Take me; carry me; fly me away
Lead me to the lost locket of wisdom
So that I may reside and not go astray.
Yet I remain in this prison ruled by men and kings-
safe in their haughty towers built up tall
Fooling themselves with whispers of the devil,
Arrogance deceiving one and all.
Take me to the lake of humility I beg,
Where thirst is quenched my humble hearts;
Sincerity blossoms from the springs of knowledge
And justice prevails – neither ends nor starts.
Take me away from this place of ignorance,
Let the lake of tranquillity gently bathe me
Fly me towards this hidden garden,
And for once let my heart and mind be free
By a brother Yasmin Mahomed (Aged 16)
Take me away from this place of ignorance
And into the veiled river-ridden lands
With waters gushing from the fountain of truth
Instoring knowledge so that man understands.
Save me from the throbbing of idle chatter
Emitted by the throngs of sheep -
The masses walking with eyes shut close,
Looking awake yet deep they sleep.
I await the shepherd to direct the flock,
Out from the gloomy fog-strewn night,
Drowning our hearts with tales of deceit,
And into the garden, spilling with light.
The yearn of my heart echoes through my mind,
Take me; carry me; fly me away
Lead me to the lost locket of wisdom
So that I may reside and not go astray.
Yet I remain in this prison ruled by men and kings-
safe in their haughty towers built up tall
Fooling themselves with whispers of the devil,
Arrogance deceiving one and all.
Take me to the lake of humility I beg,
Where thirst is quenched my humble hearts;
Sincerity blossoms from the springs of knowledge
And justice prevails – neither ends nor starts.
Take me away from this place of ignorance,
Let the lake of tranquillity gently bathe me
Fly me towards this hidden garden,
And for once let my heart and mind be free
By a brother Yasmin Mahomed (Aged 16)
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Ramdhan Mubarak
Assalamo alaikum wrb! (Meaning: Peace and Blessings be upon you!)
Ramadhan Mubarak!
The Holy Qur'an says:
"The month of Ramadan in which was revealed the Qur'an, a guidance for mankind, and clear proofs of the guidance, and the Criterion (of right and wrong). And whosoever of you is present, let him fast the month, and whosoever of you is sick or on a journey, (let him fast the same) number of other days. Allah desireth for you ease; He desireth not hardship for you; and (He desireth) that ye should complete the period, and that ye should magnify Allah for having guided you, and that peradventure ye may be thankful." - (Al-Qur'an - surah:2, verse: 185)
We all know that Ramadhan is "the" month in which was revealed the Glorious Qur'an.
We fast for a month and offer special prayers in nights to thank Allah for blessing us with His ultimate mercy - the book of guidance and the criterion.
So, to celebrate this momentous month with ardent fervour, i am forwarding you with some qur'an related website links (also for those who are struggling to get a hard copy of the blessed book):
www.quranhindi.com - Translation of Qur'an in Hindi with arabic textwww.quranurdu.com - Online Islamic Library (free download)
www.alketab.com - Translations of Qur'an in multiple languages
www.quran.net - Audio and text Qur'an with translation and tafseer in Urdu and Englishhttp://www.quranexplorer.com/ - Arabic Text + Recitation + Translations
www.quranflash.com - Read Qur'an in Arabic only
www.tafheem.net - Complete tafseer of Qur'an in Urdu (arabic text + translation + explanation)
www.tafheemulquran.org - Complete tafseer of Qur'an in English (arabic text + translation + explanation)
Please do keep me in your prayers!
[Please forward this to all thirsty souls craving for divine guidance]
On behalf of Aasim Bhai
Suhail
Ramadhan Mubarak!
The Holy Qur'an says:
"The month of Ramadan in which was revealed the Qur'an, a guidance for mankind, and clear proofs of the guidance, and the Criterion (of right and wrong). And whosoever of you is present, let him fast the month, and whosoever of you is sick or on a journey, (let him fast the same) number of other days. Allah desireth for you ease; He desireth not hardship for you; and (He desireth) that ye should complete the period, and that ye should magnify Allah for having guided you, and that peradventure ye may be thankful." - (Al-Qur'an - surah:2, verse: 185)
We all know that Ramadhan is "the" month in which was revealed the Glorious Qur'an.
We fast for a month and offer special prayers in nights to thank Allah for blessing us with His ultimate mercy - the book of guidance and the criterion.
So, to celebrate this momentous month with ardent fervour, i am forwarding you with some qur'an related website links (also for those who are struggling to get a hard copy of the blessed book):
www.quranhindi.com - Translation of Qur'an in Hindi with arabic textwww.quranurdu.com - Online Islamic Library (free download)
www.alketab.com - Translations of Qur'an in multiple languages
www.quran.net - Audio and text Qur'an with translation and tafseer in Urdu and Englishhttp://www.quranexplorer.com/ - Arabic Text + Recitation + Translations
www.quranflash.com - Read Qur'an in Arabic only
www.tafheem.net - Complete tafseer of Qur'an in Urdu (arabic text + translation + explanation)
www.tafheemulquran.org - Complete tafseer of Qur'an in English (arabic text + translation + explanation)
Please do keep me in your prayers!
[Please forward this to all thirsty souls craving for divine guidance]
On behalf of Aasim Bhai
Suhail
Shayari Diary
Some LIONS-
Khud se behney ki ragbat na ho toh kisi hamsufar ke saharey hi bahta chal.
Tune nigahoan se jo mara hai Ki ab zinda rehney ki khwahish kahan.
Madhosh hain gaafil, Gaflat se nikaal inhey Ya Rabb!
-Starz
Khud se behney ki ragbat na ho toh kisi hamsufar ke saharey hi bahta chal.
Tune nigahoan se jo mara hai Ki ab zinda rehney ki khwahish kahan.
Madhosh hain gaafil, Gaflat se nikaal inhey Ya Rabb!
-Starz
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